I may have made a tactical error of epic proportions.
Fall is dancing its way into town, and it’s put me in the mood to do some holiday baking. I have visions of dropping pies off at friends’ houses, sipping apple cider and zipping my jacket up to keep out the chill.
So I was standing in a long checkout line at Giant, and I noticed a magazine. No, not In Touch, although that’s only because I already have the current issue, but a Better Homes and Garden ‘Special Interest Publication’: Holiday Baking.
I started to flip through it and immediately stopped on the Amaretto Chocolate Brownies recipe on page 2. Oh. My. I knew then that I was going to buy the magazine; even if every other recipe sucked, I was going to spend the $5.99 to get that one recipe.
But then I turned the page. Pumpkin Custard.
Oh yes, that one too would be mine.
I kept looking. Two Tone Banana Bread (the other tone is chocolate!). Chocolate Amaretto-Apricot Crunch Pie (the apricot will not be making an appearance). Pumpkin Frangelico Pie. Spiked Eggnog Custard Pie. Raspberry Pie with Chambord. Pumpkin Bread Pudding. Mocha Hazlenut Bread Pudding. Gianduia Mousse Cake.
Shall I go on, or have you had enough?
No? Alrighty then.
Gianduia Cheesecake Brownie. Cappuccino Cheesecake. Very, Very Berry Cheesecake. Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake. Caramel-Toffee Cheesecake. Peanut Butter Tart. Apple Tart with Cheddar Cheese Crust. Bittersweet Truffle Tart with Whipped Almond Marscapone. Chocolate Caramel Bars.
I AM NOT DONE YET!
Butterscotch Marble Cake. Cream Cheese Marbled Brownies. Marbled Gingerbread. Chocolate Eggnog Swirl Pie. Double Decker Pumpkin Bread. Swirled Chocolate and Peanut Butter Souffle. Giant Ginger Cookies. Toffee Crackle Cookies. Fat Molasses Cookies.
Has your head exploded yet? Look at all those delicious recipes!! You’re lucky I’m not scanning in the pictures!
Oh yes. Yes, I will be making every.single.one of these recipes.
If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go buy a few cases of butter, several pounds of sugar, and a pile of chocolate that is larger than my body.
See you when the sugar crash fades.